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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via concernedresidentofbakerstreet)

dek-says-so:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Good fucking Christ.

(via empty-coffee-cup)

"Not in death, but just in sleep, the fateful prophecy you’ll keep. And from this slumber shall you wake, when true love’s kiss, the spell shall break."

(Source: cl-monteith, via theoncomingstormofgallifrey)

planet-troyler:

for a straight teenage girl i sure do know a lot about gay sex 

(via empty-coffee-cup)

16yrold:

what is happening here

16yrold:

what is happening here

(via dirtylittledamsel)

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(Source: stickyembraces, via giantassrobot)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via screamingcrawfish)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

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consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

(via officialcasnovak)

randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

(via needsmoreexplosions)